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REBLOG this if you’re a GOD DAMN LUMBERJACK
Let’s see if THE MOTHERFUCKING TREE CHOPPERS run Tumblr :)
Please. Everyone on tumblr IS GOD DAMN BURLY AS HELL
(via fatherfurnessi)
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Charles Barkley, made for the Space Jam Theme Goes With Everything meme.
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A Mysterious Savior
The scene pans down to a forest. It’s mid-day, you can hear most of the normal forest wildlife doing their wildlife-y things….
Or so you think.
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I’m reblogging this for @Melonopoly.
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I AM TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS
oh my god
I don’t know if I should scream or hnng.
bishounen ronald mcdonald
DID SOMEBODY SAAAAAAY MCDONALDS~
(via reuniclussexual)
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Artist Bob Ross, dispensing some of his words of wisdom.
Ever watch The Joy of Painting? It’s ridiculously calming - no joke. Most people know him for his “happy little trees” but the man is brilliant. One of my destress techniques is to watch old Bob Ross episodes on YouTube. He gives advice from behind his easel in such a casual, unassuming manner as he effortlessly paints beautiful landscapes.
When discussing his tranquility, he said, “I got a letter from somebody here a while back, and they said, ‘Bob, everything in your world seems to be happy.’ That’s for sure. That’s why I paint. It’s because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news.”
Ross was in the Air Force for 20 years, a job he disliked because it “required him to be mean.” When he left the Air Force, he “vowed to never scream again” - hence, his teaching style.
Bob Ross would occasionally get a titch political. Stationed in Alaska, he fell in love with the mountains, even if he disliked the military mission. On his show, Ross referenced his time in the Air Force a few times, once remarking, “Oh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don’t go, you’re going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.”
He spent much of his time taping his show and rehabbing injured animals with his friends and family. Sometimes, I want to be Bob Ross when I grow up.
More Bob Ross quotes:
“People look at me like I’m a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That’s ok. That’s just ok.”
“That’s a crooked tree. We’ll send him to Washington.”
“We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.”
“Any way you want it to be, that’s just right.”
I just finished listening to an episode as I wrote this. Now, back to homework. It’s the week before finals and I’m panicked. But thanks to Bob Ross, that oncoming train feeling is a bit more blunted.
Bob Ross is one of my favorite people ever to exist ever.
Bob Ross is my hero
Bob Ross is one chill dude
One day we all wish to grow up to be Bob Ross.
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cdiganon-deactivated20120226 asked: I love you Robotnik
I love you too man.
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This is a multiple crossover fanfic of Mass Effect, Halo, and Dead Space.
It has some graphic scenes in it, so yes.
Very Not safe for work.
Thank you.
this is exactly what I wanted to see when I log onto tumblr for the first time in months. -
SONIC WAS IN GREEN HILL AND WAS RUNNING, AND WAS RUNNING FAST. SONIC THEN STOPPED AND SAW ROBOT.”DAMN” SONIC SAID “DAT IS ONE SEXY ROBOT.” SONIC WENT UP TO ROBOT AND SAID “I LOVE YOU, ROBOT” THE ROBOT SAID “OK” SO THEY MADE SWEET LOVE IN GREEN HILL ZONE. TAILS PASSED BY AND SONIC AND ROBOT AND SAID “SONIC, WHY YOU FUCK ROBOT?” SONIC STOPPED FUCKING AND SAID “BECAUSE I LOVE HIM” “OK” SAID TAILS. AND THEN THEY ALL STARTED TO FUCK. KNUCKLES WAS SLEEPING RIGHT BY THEM AND WOKE UP AND STARTED FUCKING. EGGMAN WAS IN BASE AND STARTED TO FUCK SHADOW. ROUGE WAS JACKING EMERALDS AND STARTED TO FUCK EMERALDS. AMY ROSE AND CREAM WERE IN HOUSE THEN THEY WERE FUCKING. SILVER IN BLAZE WERE IN FUTURE AND WERE FUCKING. BIG CAT WAS ALL ALONE BECAUSE HE IS FAGGOT AND NOT FUCKING. THEIR WAS MUCH FUCKING IN MOBIUS. UNTIL CHAOS CAME. CHAOS IS THE GOD OF ALL FUCKING. “THERE IS MUCH FUCKING IN THIS WORLD” SAID CHAOS. HE LOOKED DOWN AND SAW ALL THE FUCKING. “TOO MUCH FUCKING” HE SAID, “SO MUCH SO THAT I MOST DESTROY IT” CHAOS WENT DOWN TO MOBIUS AND CAUSED EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS THAT HIT ALL OVER JAPAN AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING. PEOPLE WERE UPSET. “HAHAHA” SAID A LOUD EERIE VOICE. “THERE IS TO MUCH FUCKING AND WEIRD SHIT AND JAPAN AND WAS MUST DESTROBE IT” THE WATER CAME UP AND FORMED DINOSAUR. IT WAS CHAOS. ALL THE FUCKING HAD STOPPED. “GUYS SAID SONIC WE MUST DESTROY CHAOS”. “ALRIGHT” SAID REST OF GANG. SO THEY GOT CHAOS EMERALDS AND WENT SUPER MODE AND ALL CAME TOGETHER AND FORMED A MASSIVE ORGY. “THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DEFEAT THE GOD OF FUCKING IS WITH FUCKING” THE RAN TOWARDS CHAOS IN ORGY MODE. THERE WAS ASPLOSION AND WENT SILENT BUT THEN SONIC AND GANG CAME OUT AND WERE STILL FUCKING. SO THEN EVERYONE WAS STARTED TO FUCK. AND EVERYONE LIVED SEXILY EVERY AFTER.
THE ENDThis was by far the best Sonic Fanfiction I have ever read.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Okay so this is for my friend
@ApodicRobotnik on twitterIt’s me reading the plotline for a new Glee episode